• Irremarkable
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    353 months ago

    Just obnoxious bikes that somehow have a slower 0-60 than a 1982 civic while being louder than a mustang with the muffler removed

    • @frunch
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      163 months ago

      Not to mention those bikes sometimes have stereos just as loud and obnoxious as those mustangs now too. They’re the whole package!

      • @givesomefucks
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        3 months ago

        Don’t you understand?

        Making a lot of noise is the only way they can be noticeable, surely they couldn’t do something like wear a high vis vest or take their own safety seriously just in general.

        Clearly the only option is to be even louder and more annoying…

    • @Professorozone
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      23 months ago

      You forgot the oil leaks.

      Hey what’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

      Location of the dirt bag.

      • Irremarkable
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        113 months ago

        There’s a difference between being loud enough to be noticeable and making shit tons of noise for absolutely fuck all reason

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          My former articulation is ambiguous and I didn’t convey what I truly meant: I fucking hate loud bikes! And for those assholes that drive them, being obnoxiously loud is one of the points why they drive those things.

          I did not mean that bikes need to be loud to be recognized.