Flying Squid to Political Memes • 6 months ago"What is a woman?"lockimagemessage-square265arrow-up11.15Karrow-down172
arrow-up11.08Karrow-down1image"What is a woman?"lockFlying Squid to Political Memes • 6 months agomessage-square265
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink255•6 months agoMy personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
minus-square@satanmatlink73•edit-26 months agoI’m stealing both of these. Also trying to workshop:: Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink59•6 months agoI like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)linkfedilink31•6 months agoThey have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•6 months agohow about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlink36•6 months agoThat doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
minus-square@TheWorldRolledMelink17•6 months agoWhat about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlink28•6 months agoBetter: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
My personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
I’m stealing both of these.
Also trying to workshop::
Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
I like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
They have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
how about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
That doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
What about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
Better: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
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Thank you flyingSquid. Perfect.
Puerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.
“Someone who chooses the bear over you.”