• @satanmat
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    21 days ago

    I’m stealing both of these.

    Also trying to workshop::

    Oh they don’t have them on your planet?

      • Flying SquidOP
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        3621 days ago

        That doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.

        • @TheWorldRolledMe
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          1721 days ago

          What about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?

          • Flying SquidOP
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            2821 days ago

            Better: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”

          • enkers
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            421 days ago

            Puerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.