He’s literally describing a spoiler campaign, calling it as such, then tripling down on how it wasn’t.
He also rants about how the mainstream media wouldn’t give him a platform because of the things he says. He apparently didn’t understand that saying unpopular things removes you from the popular media, and expected them to keep airing his crazy bullshit.
Who gave him the shiner?
Kamala, when he asked her for a cabinet position
A bear in Central Park
Johnny Walker? Jack Daniels?
It’s the next brain worm desperately trying to escape.