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minus-squareMsPenguinettelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up164·7 months agoThis man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory
minus-squaredohpaz42linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down2·7 months agoYou mean “shake a tower”. 🤦♂️
minus-squaredohpaz42linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-27 months agoNo. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word. Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
minus-squareHobthroblinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoGuess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went “whoosh” right there.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemaltlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoIt will be on his tombstone.
This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory
You mean “shake a tower”. 🤦♂️
Is that an euphemisms for masturbation?
No. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.
Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
Guess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went “whoosh” right there.
It will be on his tombstone.