• NONE
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    3 months ago

    “Okay honey, it’s really cool that you’re Gay and all. But could you, like… Go back in the closet and come out again? It’s for something that’s very important to me” 🥺

  • @MsPenguinette
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    1643 months ago

    This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory

    • @dohpaz42
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      303 months ago

      You mean “shake a tower”. 🤦‍♂️

      • Hobthrob
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        33 months ago

        Is that an euphemisms for masturbation?

        • @dohpaz42
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          No. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.

          Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.

          • Hobthrob
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            13 months ago

            Guess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went “whoosh” right there.

  • @NOT_RICK
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    583 months ago

    Homie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it

  • @[email protected]
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    443 months ago

    You should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.

  • @troglodytis
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    143 months ago

    Are you sure you’re even her dad?

    • @gmtom
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      33 months ago

      Man needs a paternity test ASAP