In some studies, at the end of them, I see:

“quitting smoking reduces your chance of dying from all causes.”

So if I quit smoking I’m less likely to get hit by a bus?

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    2924 days ago

    You might have a better chance to survive a car crash if you haven’t been smoking.

    That’s probably why I’ve survived so many car crashes.

    • silly goose meekah
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      523 days ago

      It sounds a bit like your poor driving is the cause for you to survive so many car crashes.

      • @Feathercrown
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        623 days ago

        But not poor enough to cause any fatal crashes. There’s a driving skill sweet spot where you have maximum crash survival.

          • silly goose meekah
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            23 days ago

            OP: mom, can we have a fatal crash?

            OP’s mom: we have fatal crash at home

            Fatal crash at home: idk where I’m going with this

    • Rhynoplaz
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      223 days ago

      There’s your problem. I haven’t survived a car crash since I started smoking!