• @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    TIL human milk has ~65 calories per 100ml and a average is 900ml produced per day. Which is only 585 calories. I would need 3-4 mommy milkers in order to sustain myself off only human milk. Which there’s cow milk to but even it is pretty weak. I need to get on the dog, rat, or rabbit milk game:

    Human: 3.8% fat; 1% protein; 7% lactose

    Cow: 3.7% fat; 3.4% protein; 4.8% lactose

    Rat: 10.3% fat; 8.4% protein; 2.6% lactose

    Dog: 12.9% fat; 7.9% protein; 3.1% lactose

    Rabbit: 18.3% fat; 13.9% protein; 2.6% lactose

    • @PugJesusOP
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      343 months ago

      Thanks, I hate it.

    • @chonglibloodsport
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      263 months ago

      That’s a lot of lactose in human milk! You’re gonna have a bad time if you’re lactose intolerant!

      • @[email protected]
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        303 months ago

        I am super lactose tolerant. I drink a gallon of whole milk a day. My body is prepared for massive mommy milkers.

        …we do got to talk about rat milk tho, forking gains from sucking rat tiddies but nobodies doing it? Rats in NY are bigger than cats, you could milk the shit out of those rodent nipples.

    • @[email protected]
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      243 months ago

      when trying to persuade people into joining the fediverse/lemmy ill show them this post and comment first

    • Chaos
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      12 months ago

      You forgot donkey milk which is most similar to human milk, how could you remember rat, rabbit and dog milk that tastes like trash and forget donkey milk smh 😞