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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink19•19 days agoPressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
minus-squareDiplomjodlerlink10•18 days agoAnd it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
minus-square@postmateDumbasslink1•18 days agoUnless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…
Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
And it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
And at some point you start enjoying them.
Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…