• @hperrin
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    5815 days ago

    Before I even knew I had gonorrhea, Alexa was recommending me penicillin. She also recommended I stay away from the local brothels. And to lay off the whiskey. Also, Alexa is my doctor.

    • @wreckedcarzz
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      2615 days ago

      “you’re going to die. but first, renew your prime subscription.”

      • @cheese_greater
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        14 days ago

        Was the advice prescriptive or subscriptive?