• @Got_Bent
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    3 months ago

    I mean to tell you that I’m that regular. Once in the morning and I’m done until tomorrow.

    And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn’t?

    God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?

    • @GrammarPolice
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      73 months ago

      What happens when you take a shit away from home?

      • @[email protected]
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        43 months ago

        Owning a bidet isn’t going to do anything for you when you’re shitting outside of the house tho.

      • Chaos
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        33 months ago

        I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don’t wipe it’s all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it’s in the metric system

        • @Got_Bent
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          -43 months ago

          Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

        • i_am_tired_boss
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          53 months ago

          This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

            • Dessalines
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              So you leave poopy wipes in other people’s bathroom trash cans?

              USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

              • @[email protected]OP
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                43 months ago

                funny thing is, which shouldn’t need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could’ve saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).