• @GrammarPolice
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    716 days ago

    What happens when you take a shit away from home?

    • @[email protected]
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      416 days ago

      Owning a bidet isn’t going to do anything for you when you’re shitting outside of the house tho.

    • Chaos
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      316 days ago

      I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don’t wipe it’s all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it’s in the metric system

      • @Got_Bent
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        -416 days ago

        Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

      • i_am_tired_boss
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        516 days ago

        This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

          • Dessalines
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            16 days ago

            So you leave poopy wipes in other people’s bathroom trash cans?

            USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

            • @[email protected]OP
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              416 days ago

              funny thing is, which shouldn’t need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could’ve saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).