My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

  • DrSleepless
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    3 months ago

    Look, God is too busy controlling the outcomes of Football games to fix your car.

      • @NegativeLookBehind
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        13 months ago

        No he’s busy deciding which side is paying harder and will finally win that gruesome, bloody war

    • @KintarianOP
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      43 months ago

      I took it in to get the rack and pinion replaced. The mechanic screwed it all up and charged me $1,100. He claimed everything with somebody else’s fault. I took it to another mechanic and paid him $518 to fix that. Then the rack and pinion completely failed and now I have to pay another $1300 to get that fixed. And in the meantime the part was delayed because it was coming from Missouri and there was a giant storm.