Donald Trump appeared to say that his running mate, Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), isn’t weird because he’s “so straight.”

Trump was speaking at a town hall event in LaCross, Wisconsin, yesterday with former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii when he discussed how the Harris-Walz campaign has been calling Republicans – and especially Vance – “weird.”

“They picked this guy,” Trump said, referring to Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D), who has been vocal about calling Vance and Trump weird. “He is weird! Right? I’m not weird, he’s weird.”

“No, he’s a weird guy, he’s a weird dude,” Trump continued. “You know, they come up with soundbites, they always have soundbites, and one of the things is that J.D. and I are weird.”

Then Trump defended himself and Vance from the weird charges, calling Vance “so straight” and a “top student.”

“This guy is so straight? J.D. is so… He’s doing a great job, smart, top student, great guy, he’s not weird and I’m not weird. I mean, we’re a lot of things, we’re not weird.”

Totally straight and not weird.

  • teft
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    403 months ago

    Vance looks like he’s sucked a bit of dick in his life (it’s the guyliner). Plus he was a jarhead and those guys are super gay (i’m a former soldier so i can say this with confidence). /s

      • Diplomjodler
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        293 months ago

        And what shape are those? Super gay!

      • @[email protected]
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        103 months ago

        My neighbor is a Marine and likes to joke that there’s nothing gayer than a group of straight Marines.

      • @Volkditty
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        33 months ago

        Dude, no teeth! Take the hint from your Navy cousins.

      • @Ensign_Crab
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        -23 months ago

        Former Marine

        I thought those weren’t a thing.

        • theprogressivist OP
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          43 months ago

          Yes, once a Marine, always a Marine.

          I only said former to emphasize that I’m not serving anymore.

    • @Red0ctober
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      23 months ago

      Alright, that’s enough firemoss for you