My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

  • @KintarianOP
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    117 days ago

    I’m on the circle

    • nocturne
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      217 days ago

      Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?

      • @KintarianOP
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        117 days ago

        Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
        Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer

      • @KintarianOP
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        117 days ago

        Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.