My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

    • @KintarianOP
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      117 days ago

      I’m on the circle

      • nocturne
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        217 days ago

        Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?

        • @KintarianOP
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          117 days ago

          Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.

        • @KintarianOP
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          117 days ago

          Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
          Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer

    • @KintarianOP
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      117 days ago

      I get it now. Square Hammer. I’m a bit dense sometimes.