AtheismEnglish • 3 months ago

God can't fix a car

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God can't fix a car

AtheismEnglish • 3 months ago

My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

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3•3 months ago
Are you on the level?
- @KintarianOP
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  1•3 months ago
  I get it now. Square Hammer. I’m a bit dense sometimes.
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  I’m on the circle
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    Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?
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      1•3 months ago
      Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.
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      1•3 months ago
      Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
      Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer
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        2•3 months ago
        That is Year Zero.

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