@ickplant to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agoNever more nervousi.postimg.ccimagemessage-square34arrow-up1760arrow-down17
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink35•edit-21 year agoSo true 😞… And then she comes back and says “yeah, we’re out” and you’re like “yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!”.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•1 year agoFor me it’s a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we’re actually out of it. No in between
minus-square@srwaxlinkEnglish11•1 year agoI looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-21 year agoOf course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂. To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she’s like 300 lbs, you don’t want to mess with that 😂.
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 year agoMan, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives… And yeah, I needed that 😂.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoNo, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoThat whole part is silent, of course 😁. Dare say that in front of her and you better run 😂.
So true 😞…
And then she comes back and says “yeah, we’re out” and you’re like “yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!”.
For me it’s a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we’re actually out of it. No in between
Exactly the same.
Did you really say bitch though?
I looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh
I said I said… biiiiiitch
I did I said… shoulder check… biiitch
Of course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂.
To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she’s like 300 lbs, you don’t want to mess with that 😂.
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Man, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives…
And yeah, I needed that 😂.
You said that? You said “bitch”?
No, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.
If you call your wife a bitch, you’re doing it wrong
“And I said, biiiiiitch …”
That whole part is silent, of course 😁. Dare say that in front of her and you better run 😂.