Are westerners being robbed of TP when we get the hollow rolls? Is communism the right path after all?

  • @Duamerthrax
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    Don’t go to Russia.

    There’s a very tall list of reasons to not go to Russia and their toilet papers isn’t very high on it.

    • @BambiDiego
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      I don’t know…

      My list goes:

      1. Their toilet paper

      2. I might criticize Putin

      3. I might criticize the government

      • @[email protected]
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        Well, I wouldn’t worry about 2 and 3 that much. It’s just that as a foreigner, especially if you are from the US, you will most definitely fall under the surveillance of FSB and the cops will look at you twice, but they’re not paid half-decent enough to actually give a shit and do their job properly. They might harass you here and there but if you don’t do anything stupid like protesting in red square or doing selfies in front of military bases, then they’ll have nothing against you. I imagine that’s not that much worse than living in the US under CIA’s umbrella and trigger happy cops. Other than that, it’s not nearly an extreme hellhole like NK, Afghanistan or Syria that people make it sound like. In fact, you can get by in Moscow or St. Petersburg without a guide or translator just fine. I’d rather advise to watch out for the tourist traps(the usual), and to avoid getting out of the city limits and into the suburbs because of the much increased crime levels.

        Ah, and put the fact that for every dollar you spend there, you put 20 cents straight into Putin’s pocket into that list…

        And also that you’d probably need a visa and it’s a hassle…

        And that you’d probably need a Russian friend to get you hooked up with the basics and avoid going through the bureaucracy - like with currency exchange, credit card, carrier plan, etc…

        Also that weather is rather harsh there…

        And also that it’s probably the dirtiest country on earth because city planners didn’t zone out lawns and parks properly therefore the mud gets spread absolutely everywhere…

        And that internet is half-broken, with half sites censored while the others block everyone from Russian IP’s because sanctions…

        And that Ukraine might not let you in afterwards…

        And that you’d for sure be questioned by your homecountry’s intelligence services…

        And that’s about all that I can think of.

        • @Serinus
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          And you’d likely be held prisoner as a trading chip for Russian murderers.

          • @[email protected]
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            Well, it that case you’re referring to, the guy was actually snooping around which would fall into doing stupid things. But, just in case, just this once, here’s a free get out of jail free card: If you ever got caught just say that you’re an orthodox christian who came to Russia to enjoy based traditional culture in this bastion of anti-woke-ism and family values, and complain about some dumb shit like how western liberal agenda prevents you from hitting your wife or something. They can’t put you on TV while you are in prison, so they’ll have to let you go.

        • @Agent641OP
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          But I saw Mr Bald and Bankrupt do it several times! And he only went to jail twice!

        • @[email protected]
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          -413 days ago

          it’s not nearly an extreme hellhole like NK

          North Korea is like ten times nicer than Russia, and definitely doesn’t belong on the same list as Taliban-controlled Afghanistan or still-a-warzone Syria, regardless of what you think of their government.

            • @[email protected]
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              012 days ago

              unquestioningly believe Western propaganda about a country you’ve never been too

              it’s OTHER people who are naive

              'kay bud.

              • @[email protected]
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                212 days ago

                Yes, and the Earth is flat because you never went to space to confirm it’s a globe. Stupid people don’t know they’re stupid, it’s only a problem for everyone around them. Get help.

                • @[email protected]
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                  112 days ago

                  The US government has not funded seventy years of flat earth propaganda which the majority of the population believes without question, so your point is a total non sequitur.

          • @[email protected]
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            213 days ago

            girl, there are pictures of north koreans gathering GRASS because they don’t have food. And they will kill you or put you in a camp if you try to leave.

      • @Agent641OP
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        913 days ago
        1. Might accodentally fly my drone into a cracking vessel at an oil refinery. Whoops.