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minus-square@Cryophilialink36•3 months agoHow??? Me, walking into a gas station: “5 gallons of Albertan gasoline please!”
minus-squareDiplomjodlerlink12•3 months agoAnd then two hot lesbians will have sex on the hood of your car.
minus-square@Cryophilialink10•3 months agoHave to come at em with the broom. “Shoo! Get off my car!” And then they hiss at you and run behind the dumpster
minus-squareCarllinkfedilink3•3 months agoGet the spray bottle. My cat hates getting wet and runs off, they might also.
How???
Me, walking into a gas station: “5 gallons of Albertan gasoline please!”
And then two hot lesbians will have sex on the hood of your car.
Have to come at em with the broom.
“Shoo! Get off my car!”
And then they hiss at you and run behind the dumpster
Get the spray bottle. My cat hates getting wet and runs off, they might also.