Are westerners being robbed of TP when we get the hollow rolls? Is communism the right path after all?

  • @LouNeko
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    3 months ago

    Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.

      • @[email protected]
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        04 months ago

        Well, first aid for an arterial bleeding is to “stuff a finger in the hole and get the person to lay down on the floor”. I suppose that could still be relevant here… If you have a cock ring I guess you could apply it as a tourniquet