• @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        The sniper is loaded with a space warp bullet.
        When the bullet lodges into the enemy, being potentially healable (if the enemy bishop were to turn priest), the bishop activates the warp, taking the place of the bullet and ripping out of the enemy’s body, making sure the body is unusable and making the priest useless.

        And that’s why we don’t have a priest in chess.

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    • @aeronmelon
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      104 months ago

      A Super Soaker filled with holy water.

    • @[email protected]
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      4 months ago

      That was a balancing patch. It used to be that bishops could only see only 2 squares and could jump over like horses.

      • @Furbag
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        34 months ago

        smdh Chess hasn’t had a balance patch in like 200 years.

        nerf knights plz chess.com