• @ChonkyOwlbear
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    596 months ago

    Like George Carlin said, somewhere there is the worst doctor and someone has an appointment with them tomorrow!

    • NegativeNull
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      446 months ago

      What do you call the person who was last in class at medical school?


      Doctor

      • @[email protected]
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        176 months ago

        Having been a paramedic for many years, I’ll take the 80% med student over the no bedside manner, no common sense, overly bookish student who can only think about what the book told them.

        • @200ok
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          66 months ago

          Goldilocks zone, wins again!

        • @[email protected]
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          46 months ago

          I would think that those types are better suited to research or other medical professions that don’t interact with patients like imaging or something.

    • @rh4c6f
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      126 months ago

      This is the third time I’ve read this comment today. I hope Joe Pesci or the sun aren’t trying to tell me something.

      • @[email protected]
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        36 months ago

        If Carlin’s ghost has one message for any of us, I’m pretty sure it’s “don’t be fuckin stupid

    • @[email protected]
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      86 months ago

      someone, somewhere, took the biggest dump on earth today. someome somewhere sometime took the biggest dump ever taken by a human