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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish48•edit-24 months agoOh, let’s do more. JD Vance’s solution to depression? “Maybe smile more” JD Vance’s solution to cancer? “Maybe eat better” JD Vance’s solution to poverty? “Maybe get another job” JD Vance’s solution to homelessness? “Maybe move in with your parents”
minus-square@EvilBitlink28•4 months agoJD Vance’s solution to teen pregnancy? “Maybe try a pull-out.”
minus-square@NightwingdragonlinkEnglish6•4 months agoI will admit, it took me a second to get the joke.
minus-square@Boddhisatvalink6•4 months agoJD Vance’s solution to school shootings? They’re just a fact of life. Harden your schools and add armed guards and sniper nests.
Oh, let’s do more.
JD Vance’s solution to depression? “Maybe smile more”
JD Vance’s solution to cancer? “Maybe eat better”
JD Vance’s solution to poverty? “Maybe get another job”
JD Vance’s solution to homelessness? “Maybe move in with your parents”
JD Vance’s solution to teen pregnancy? “Maybe try a pull-out.”
“Maybe try fucking a couch”
That was the joke.
Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.
I will admit, it took me a second to get the joke.
JD Vance’s solution to school shootings? They’re just a fact of life. Harden your schools and add armed guards and sniper nests.