• cogman
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    7 months ago

    You open your manly man gullet and pour the entire thing in. Or you shotgun it. Those are the only manly ways to consume beverages.

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        7 months ago

        “Boof it like Kavanagh” sounds like a parody version of “Bend it Like Beckham” where a young white guy starts partying and taking bribes after being inspired by his favorite Supreme Court Justice in spite of his parents actually giving great advice on how to be a decent person

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      7 months ago

      Men can’t savor their milkshakes. Drink it in 3 gulps, or you may as well just cut your balls off right there.