My asshole body: yeah I know you peed before bed but it’s 2 hours before you need to be awake so you need to pee now. Oh the time you went to bed changed and the time you need to be up changed? Doesn’t matter, 2 hours before you need to be up I’ll wake you up to pee. Good luck getting back to sleep!
Get older, get comfortable, falling asleep and remember you forgot to pee.
Wake up now and go pee?
Or
Fall asleep knowing you’ll wake up at 3 am having to pee really bad?
My asshole body: yeah I know you peed before bed but it’s 2 hours before you need to be awake so you need to pee now. Oh the time you went to bed changed and the time you need to be up changed? Doesn’t matter, 2 hours before you need to be up I’ll wake you up to pee. Good luck getting back to sleep!