KANSAS CITY, MO—Growing increasingly alarmed as she stared at her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s upcoming 2024 schedule, a horrified Taylor Swift reportedly realized for the first time Friday that football happens every year. “So football…that’s not just a thing Travis did last fall for a couple of months—that’s something that’s going to happen again and again?” […]
  • @UnderpantsWeevilEnglish
    30•4 months ago

    Football should be like the Olympics. I really don’t need to know who is the best Quarter Of The Way Back year-to-year. Every four years is fine.

    • @[email protected]English
      15•4 months ago

      I’ll have you know it’s only been relatively recent that I learned the Super Bowl was every year. I could have sworn it was every 4 like the Olympics or the World Cup

      • @Lost_My_MindEnglish
        5•4 months ago

        I think they should have mini olympics every year. Events that are more local athletes compete with local athletes to see who qualifies for their country at the main olympics in 4 years.

        And professional athletes would ABSOLUTELY qualify! The olympics is supposed to be the best of the best. Why WOULDN’T you want the 1992 dream team representing your country in basketball if you have it available??? Suck it other countries! America knows how to play with our balls!!!..wait…