• Tar_Alcaran
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    194 months ago

    Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

      • skulblaka
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        84 months ago

        Sure, when you’ve got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          13 months ago

          Given the number of deer that I have seen absolutely total a car/ semi, bounce down the road, stagger to their feet and bound into the forest, I don’t think there needs to be a might in that sentence. Deer only weigh about 400 pounds, and they regularly live through car accidents. The cow is just gonna moo at you.

      • @atomicorange
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        74 months ago

        Lots of assists though. Burgers will get ya eventually.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      4 months ago

      Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!