• 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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    492 months ago

    Know a guy who refuses to eat cheese hotdogs and other similar food because he hates “food that nuts in my mouth”

    • @[email protected]
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      232 months ago

      Protecting his heterosexuality at all costs. If a single phallus shaped food breaches his mouth he might lose control and turn gay.

      • Cethin
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        52 months ago

        Like JD Vance, he may be tricked into thinking he’s gay when, in reality, he’s totally straight. All straight people accidentally think they’re gay sometimes, right?

    • @ZoopZeZoop
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      222 months ago

      Sounds like he has some feelings to explore.

    • ALoafOfBread
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      2 months ago

      In home ec class in middle school we watched a food network video about making stuffed hotdogs where they took a straw and cored a hotdog out and then filled it with white, melted cheese from a piping bag. They squeezed too hard and it jetted out the other end and the camera was perfectly positioned to catch the hotdog’s thick ropes. Then they played it back in slo motion. The class was very amused.

      • @somethingsnappy
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        72 months ago

        Yeah, this guy really not eating gushers? Or ravioli?

    • @SassyRamen
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      82 months ago

      With cheese wieners he has a point. Do like scalding your mouth with cheese hotter than the devils pecker?!

    • @renrenPDX
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      52 months ago

      Cheddar brats are bomb though.

    • @Clent
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      32 months ago

      “hates”