• TheTechnician27
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    676 months ago

    Okay, so I’m not the only one who read “shot the attacker 98 times” and for a split second imagined this scenario where 131 times, the attacker was shot a gratuitous and strangely precise number of times, right?

    • @pyre
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      226 months ago

      this has me laughing uncontrollably… it’s so specific but also because it’s the police, it’s not impossible. god there’s tears in my eyes from laughing

      • TheTechnician27
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        176 months ago

        “Shooter is down. Three clean shots to the chest. Johnson, put 95 more in him, and we can all go home.”

        • @pyre
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          86 months ago

          “you can keep the crack, this one actually did something”

    • @Grimy
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      116 months ago

      The worst part is the scenario is mildly believable knowing our police force.

    • @scrion
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      66 months ago

      No, I came here, looking for that exact comment

      • TheTechnician27
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        26 months ago

        The Aelia Capitolina PD were fucking loose cannons, man.