@Lost_My_Mind to Would You RatherEnglish • 3 months agoWYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?message-square12arrow-up15arrow-down17
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?@Lost_My_Mind to Would You RatherEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square12
minus-square@over_cloxlinkEnglish3•3 months agoAh, then it’s an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course…
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoOh, hands down, who would eat toena…wait wuh?
minus-square@over_cloxlinkEnglish2•3 months agoHey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages? Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoSomehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails. Who’s hungry?
Ah, then it’s an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course…
Oh, hands down, who would eat toena…wait wuh?
Hey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?
Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
Who’s hungry?