• @Grimy
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    2 months ago

    Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can’t imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.

  • @over_clox
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    42 months ago

    Tough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?

      • @over_clox
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        32 months ago

        Ah, then it’s an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course…

          • @over_clox
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            22 months ago

            Hey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?

            Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…

            • KingJalopy
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              32 months ago

              Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.

              Who’s hungry?

  • themeatbridge
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    32 months ago

    I don’t even know how to begin to evaluate these options.

  • southsamurai
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    12 months ago

    Eructation via toenail sounds like a very entertaining party trick to me.

  • @jimmydoreisalefty
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    02 months ago

    Seems like an easy choice, belch.

    belch /bĕlch/ | intransitive verb

    To expel gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth; burp.