• @[email protected]
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    146 days ago

    I think ship to ship Star Trek would wreck Star Wars in most cases. If Star Wars manages to board Star Trek though it’d be a different story.

    • @[email protected]
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      66 days ago

      Captain: “Fire proton torpedoes”

      Captain: “Shit. It didn’t work. Do these things ever blow up a damned ship?”

      #2: “Maybe about once a season, sir.”

      • @psycho_driver
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        26 days ago

        Only when used in a <insert captain’s name here> maneuver.

    • @psycho_driver
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      56 days ago

      Uhh, are we talking Rebels or Storm Troopers? I guess a battle of red shirts vs. storm troopers would be pretty epic. The red shirts would probably end up dying of cardiac arrest or something as lasers hit everything but them. You’d think they would have cloned someone with good aim for their elite troops.

        • pancakes
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          36 days ago

          Yeah but Jedi vs. Picard? That’s easy, Picard would diplomacy so hard they’d all be sipping cups of Earl Grey in 30 seconds flat.