• @AllYourSmurf
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    103 days ago

    Careful. From all the B movies I’ve watched, I can tell that volcanoes have standards.

    • @[email protected]
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      83 days ago

      After sacrificing JD Vance to a volcano, the gods showed their displeasure by giving mankind seven years of plague and pestilence.

      • @TheEhHole
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        73 days ago

        Still better than having JD Vance running around.

        • @pyre
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          33 days ago

          “thanks gods, we’ll take it”

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        23 days ago

        “I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?” No, he can’t.

    • @barsquid
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      33 days ago

      That’s superstitious, don’t be silly… Anyway let’s organize a Repub conference there as a send off, it is the right thing to do.