• Flying Squid
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    123 days ago

    Something tells me that “a guy fired a gun near me” is not going to get him the tiny amount of sympathy “a guy’s bullet nicked my ear” got him. You can’t wear a tiny pillow on nothing.

    • @Railing5132
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      32 days ago

      Dude didn’t even get a shot off. And at 400 yards, an AK might hit the broad side of a barn. This was an assassination attempt equivalent to a palsy patient attempting to do brain surgery with a pipe wrench. (shamelessly stolen from Sin City)

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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      13 days ago

      “a guy’s bullet nicked my ear”

      A shard of glass from the teleprompter a guy’s bullet hit nicked my ear