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minus-square@[email protected]cakelinkfedilinkEnglish29•3 days agoDM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•3 days agoIt’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market. Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkEnglish12•3 days agoI wonder how they’d be for pets. I realize I shouldn’t. but. I kinda want one. They’re cute. (again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•3 days agoThe human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
minus-squareI Cast FistlinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 days agoHell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 days agoThey’re all cute to someone. (Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
Dark.
Also. Where can I try some?
DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
I wonder how they’d be for pets.
I realize I shouldn’t.
but. I kinda want one. They’re cute.
(again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
Hell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
They’re all cute to someone.
(Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
Er…no… Not me…