• @glimse
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    332 months ago

    My takeaway was that having a chimpanzee as a pet is fine and so is giving them benzos but what you should really avoid doing is giving them a Tickle Me Elmo doll.

    • @PlasticExistence
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      2 months ago

      Or ever have a different car or haircut upon subsequent visits

      • @glimse
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        122 months ago

        Same haircut, same car, bring benzos. Got it

    • DarkThoughts
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      22 months ago

      Afaik they have a history of sudden violent behavior so I wouldn’t try it. There’s calmer apes to choose from, though I would argue holding apes as pets is in most cases kinda fucked up anyway unless you are some sort of sanctuary that’s taking care of orphaned ones that wouldn’t survive in the wild.

      • @glimse
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        42 months ago

        So do I just cut the benzos in half for the calmer apes?

        • DarkThoughts
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          22 months ago

          Throw them yourself so you won’t feel it so much when the ape mauls your face off.