Oh hell, we all know the outcome of this match: if there’s no coffee then Janeway just slaughters them all out of spite. Either way, this Zerg rush is over before it began (presumably with her endless supply of, what was it, something like negative 100 proton torpedos?:-P).
Edit: plot armor, the most destructive thing in the universe bar none:-D.
It’s like those choose-your-own adventure stories. Except in this one the only choice was to have glanced at it or not, cause after that it’s out of your control. And the title is:
With, or without coffee?
Please clarify: is there coffee inside the Zerg?
Oh hell, we all know the outcome of this match: if there’s no coffee then Janeway just slaughters them all out of spite. Either way, this Zerg rush is over before it began (presumably with her endless supply of, what was it, something like negative 100 proton torpedos?:-P).
Edit: plot armor, the most destructive thing in the universe bar none:-D.
With coffee: Janeway wins from pure efficiency
Without coffee: Janeway wins from pure spite
Unless she’s one of those… other Janeways, but we don’t talk about them, no we don’t Bruno…
We don’t talk about “Other Janeway”
Jane the other way, even.
It’s like those choose-your-own adventure stories. Except in this one the only choice was to have glanced at it or not, cause after that it’s out of your control. And the title is: