• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      6 months ago

      No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS

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          6 months ago

          No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier

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          6 months ago

          Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!

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        6 months ago

        Vance would. If it has a bench seat. Or maybe some like, plush conversion van benches.