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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink177•9 hours agoYesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•2 hours ago Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you? Only if you’re a downtown man.
minus-square@rh4c6flink10•7 hours agoOoooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•7 hours agoI doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.
Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
She’s been living in her uptown world.
I bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
Bet her mama never told her why
I’m gonna try for an uptown girl
She’s been living in her white-bred world
That spelling really changes the vibe
And yet it probably actually doesn’t.
Oh Jesus God
Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
Only if you’re a downtown man.
I’d choose the uptown bear
Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.