Seriously people, use the fucking fan. It clears away odors and covers up the sounds of your dropping a deuce. If you want to stew in your shit smell and revel in the music of your magical poop plops, do so in the comfort of your own home. If you’re a guest and the bathroom has a fan, turn it on. We don’t want to share.
I open the windows. Also the blinds. Then I make eye contact with anyone I can. The poop stares are fun, especially when you’re working on birthing a watermelon.