Seriously people, use the fucking fan. It clears away odors and covers up the sounds of your dropping a deuce. If you want to stew in your shit smell and revel in the music of your magical poop plops, do so in the comfort of your own home. If you’re a guest and the bathroom has a fan, turn it on. We don’t want to share.

  • Rhynoplaz
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    225 minutes ago

    Does nobody courtesy flush? No fan required!

  • @StupidBrotherInLaw
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    104 hours ago

    Consider yourself lucky. Many older European homes don’t have bathroom fans. Some older bathrooms barely have windows.

  • @breadsmasher
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    248 hours ago

    Do you ask your guests to turn the fan on, or just passive aggressively whine about it when they leave?

  • Boozilla
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    35 hours ago

    After a recent renovation, our new exaust fan is much quieter, and it kind of bugs me. It is nice to be able to leave it running longer, though. The old one was too obnoxiously loud to leave on after you finished a shower.

  • Dr. Wesker
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    148 hours ago

    You can wire bathroom fans to always come on when the light is on. I recommend it.

    • FuglyDuck
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      12 hours ago

      Probably easier to just not invite shit-sharing assholes.

    • @over_clox
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      46 hours ago

      I went into a public restroom in a gas station once that was set up with a motion sensor. But I didn’t immediately know that. It kinda freaked me out for a bit when after like 3 minutes the entire room went pitch black dark. I thought their breaker kicked off or something, while sitting on the toilet.

      If it’s gonna be on a timer, it ought to be set for more like 10 minutes or something. I dunno about everyone else, but I don’t tend to do much of any significant movement when sitting on the toilet to keep the lights and fan on.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    47 hours ago

    I open the windows. Also the blinds. Then I make eye contact with anyone I can. The poop stares are fun, especially when you’re working on birthing a watermelon.