• @BatrickPateman
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    2611 hours ago

    I dont have to hand out candy if nobody can get to my door.

    <tips forehead>

    • @[email protected]
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      710 hours ago

      Make your house the scariest on the block by not decorating at all and turning off your lights. Maybe a small note on the door: “FBI WARNING: This home prohibited from engaging in Halloween activities.”