Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost · 6 months agoThere's a switch on top of Mt. Doom.imagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1495arrow-down19
arrow-up1486arrow-down1imageThere's a switch on top of Mt. Doom.Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost · 6 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarehakunawazolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoOh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months ago“I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”
minus-squarehakunawazolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-26 months agoBoxes full of… rings? They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months ago“Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
minus-squarehakunawazolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoOk, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.
Maybe he’s just Saurin?
Is Saurin today? No, he’s Saurout.
Oh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.
“I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”
Boxes full of… rings?
They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.
“Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Ok, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.