• @aeronmelon
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    252 months ago

    “In an effort to conserve power, Sauron’s eye will not be lit during the day. We apologize for any inconvenience.”

    Mordor starting to feel climate change.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      122 months ago

      They really need to switch to an LED eye.

    • @hakunawazo
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      22 months ago

      Don’t know if it’s worth the effort. Just look at Saruman that environmental pig and the emissions of mount doom.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      22 months ago

      Is Saurin today? No, he’s Saurout.

      • @hakunawazo
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        22 months ago

        Oh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          12 months ago

          “I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”

          • @hakunawazo
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            2 months ago

            Boxes full of… rings?
            They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.

            • Flying SquidOPM
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              22 months ago

              “Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.”

              “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

              • @hakunawazo
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                22 months ago

                Ok, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.

  • @frigidaphelion
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    32 months ago

    Pretty sure this is just a camera effect, the eye flickers on and off at a rate that does not synchronize with the camera’s framerate