Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you’ll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!
You put it in a tube sock cold. You can whip it through a window, and then it will slowly warm up throughout the day and smell fucking awful. Do this to people you hate while they’re at work.
You can have cold drinks, just don’t buy these products to cool them.
I’ve got a cooler and an ice pack, cost $5 from a thrift store and keeps my shit cold for a whole day
Why do you want cold shit?
It’s for when someone walks in thinking they’re all hot shit. You give them the cold shit to bring them to room-temperature shit.
Just because you want it to be hot back there doesn’t mean we all do.
Stinks less.
You put it in a tube sock cold. You can whip it through a window, and then it will slowly warm up throughout the day and smell fucking awful. Do this to people you hate while they’re at work.