Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you’ll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!
Why do you want cold shit?
It’s for when someone walks in thinking they’re all hot shit. You give them the cold shit to bring them to room-temperature shit.
Just because you want it to be hot back there doesn’t mean we all do.
Stinks less.