• lime!
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    2 months ago

    oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns

    Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 months ago

      Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

      • @XeroxCool
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        132 months ago

        recital carrots

        And I suddenly really want to play piano

      • @whatwhatwhatwhat
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        52 months ago

        recital carrots

        I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

        Brb, I’m gonna try something…

          • @whatwhatwhatwhat
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            22 months ago

            That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.

    • @[email protected]
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      262 months ago

      You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?

      It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!

      /s (just in case)

      • lime!
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        122 months ago

        it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.

          • @P1nkman
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            22 months ago

            I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.

      • @Valmond
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        32 months ago

        Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.