• @[email protected]
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    3 hours ago

    Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

    • @whatwhatwhatwhat
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      23 hours ago

      recital carrots

      I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

      Brb, I’m gonna try something…

        • @whatwhatwhatwhat
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          23 hours ago

          That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.

    • @XeroxCool
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      77 hours ago

      recital carrots

      And I suddenly really want to play piano