• @NegativeLookBehind
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    89 hours ago

    I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.

    • JackGreenEarth
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      68 hours ago

      You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.

      • edric
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        67 hours ago

        The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.

        • @[email protected]
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          37 hours ago

          but you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see