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minus-square@ZILtoid1991linkEnglish12•4 months agoThis reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish27•edit-24 months agoFirst of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey. Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid. Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•4 months ago1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/ 2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent. 3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoDude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoYou think the foot job would have gave it away.
This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/
2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.
3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?
Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.
You think the foot job would have gave it away.
Gross, where? Specifically, where?